A Demon’s Voice reviews ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ →

December 22, 2014 |

I love this guy’s reviews:

At this point in the Hobbit franchise, the Dwarves have made it to the mountain having woken the resident dragon up and told him to move his scaly arse. Their leader Thorin also appears to be going mad which could be due to the magical power of his gold or simply because he can’t find a great big shiny stone. If I can’t find my keys then I start smashing the shit out of the house in search of them, and so I think stomping around a mountain and threatening to banish all of your closest friends from your kingdom is more than reasonable behaviour.